I'm doing some blog cleaning this evening in the draft folder. This probably came in an email awhile back.
What kind of computer do you have?Female customer:
A white one...
Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.Tech support:
Have you tried pushing the Button?Customer:
Yes, sure, it's really stuck.Tech support:
That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.Customer:
No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....
Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.Customer:
Your left or my left?
Good day. How may I help you?Male customer:
Hello... I can't print.Tech support:
Would you click on "start" for me and...Customer:
Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.
Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
I have problems printing in red...Tech support:
Do you have a color printer?Customer:
What's on your monitor now, ma'am?Customer:
A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
My keyboard is not working anymore.Tech support:
Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?Customer:
No. I can't get behind the computer.Tech support:
Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces backCustomer:
: Did the keyboard come with you?Customer:
That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?Customer:
Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...
Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.Customer:
Is that 7 in capital letters?
I can't get on the Internet.Tech support:
Are you sure you used the right password?Customer:
Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.Tech support:
Can you tell me what the password was?Customer:
What anti-virus program do you use?Customer:
That's not an anti-virus program.Customer:
Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
How may I help you?Customer:
I'm writing my first e-mail.Tech support:
OK, and what seems to be the problem?Customer:
Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.Tech support:
Are you running it under windows?Customer:
"No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
And last but not least...
Tech support: "Okay ! Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager"
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!