When All Else Fails

His Highness the Messiah has taken a new tack.

The so-called failure of all these financial institutions is not bad accounting practices, it's not back channel payoffs to favorite butt buddies, it's not giving high paying jobs to political cronies as hush money (Jamie Gorelick and Fannie Mae),

Oh no, Brothers and Sisters. The fault is HALLIBURTON!!!!!!!!!!
Thats right. The libs favorite whipping post, Halliburton, is to blame for the financial crisis.

Whew...I sure am glad The Chosen One was around to clear that up. I was beginning to worry.

Re-Direct Fire Support for Anti-Bailout Bill

The Senate lines are jammed, according to well-placed sources inside the beltway. They are asking that we re-direct our phone calls to the local offices of Senators.

Fire for effect. Keep up the pressure. Remind them that domestic energy supplies are directly tied to national and financial security.