Saturday, January 22, 2011

How To Drive A Liberal Crazy

No. 2 of 365
Tell a joke:
Q: Why was Obama so disappointed when he went to a screening of The Men Who Stare at Goats?

A: Being a Muslim, he thought there would be more romance.

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How To Drive A Liberal Crazy

Let me count the ways:
No. 1 of 365
Write out on index cards, "I will annoy liberals every day."
Then put them in prominent places in your home, your car, and your office.

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Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Two words: IN. SANE.

Check this out. You go first.

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Tuesday, September 04, 2007

WTF? Truthers are crazy!

I had to share this. This woman is just sad. Sadder is that there are alot of them like her.

From Right Wing News, comes this bit by a "Truther."
Gypsy Taub actually believes that Vice President Cheney may be planning to blow up the Bay Bridge in Oakland, CA. I thought people like this were put on meds. I feel sorry for her kids. Paranoia CAN be treated!

Is Cheney about to blow up the Bay Bridge?

Having been a 911 truth activist for 5 years, I have serious suspicions about the Bay Bridge being closed for entire 4 days.

There has been a lot of threats of terrorist attacks coming form the government. Looks like they are preparing the public. Or else it could be their usual scare tactics.

On the other hand, Bush’s term is coming to an end. The public is pushing to ban voting machines. The power of the Bush administration is deteriorating with major figures resigning, almost daily scandals on the news and constant threat of impeachment. Their only weapon is fear, it’s their last hope. I can see them really desperately needing a terrorist attack in the near future. 911 did them a great deal of good. 911 was, of course, the work of the Bush administration, the Pentagon, and others connected tightly to the Bush administration. Osama had no authority to put the US Airforce on stand down. He would have never been able to rig the World Trade Center with explosives.

...Getting back to the Bay Bridge, it being shut down for 4 entire days sounds suspicious. They are also demolishing a section of the bridge, so that gives them a green light to bring in a demolition crew. According to their official website they are doing seismic safety work which can, as far as I understand, involve drilling holes in the structure to test it for safety. Also, the new bridge being close to finished would be a convenient time to blow up the old one. Don’t quote me on this, but I have also heard that the old Bay Bridge is not earthquake stable, so if that is true, then it sounds like the World Trade Center that needed to go because of all the asbestos that it was filled with. The WTC was an environmental disaster because of the asbestos that it was filled with. Cleaning it up would have cost an enormous amount of money that no one was willing to pay. In other words, it sounds like the Bay Bridge is a good candidate for a “terrorist attack” just like the WTC was. Another thing that raises suspicion is the collapse of highway 880 in Oakland this past April and the collapse of the Minneapolis bridge. As far as I am concerned 880 was an inside job. Gas doesn’t melt steel otherwise your engine in your car would have long since melted. Because of 911 it became a well known
fact that steel melts at a much higher temperature than gas burns.

...As soon as 880 collapsed the mainstream media started screaming about steel melting from fossil fuel fires and comparing it to 911. I knew they were going to say that. That seemed to be the whole purpose of this incident, to “prove” that the WTC really did collapse from the jet fuel fire.

...And then, the Minneapolis bridge collapse. I haven’t had a chance to take s good look at it (I have 3 little kids, not much time for conspiracies), but I would pay attention to it happening shortly after the 880 collapse. I can see these events being a rehearsal to test out a bridge demolition by “terrorists.” I just
talked to Eric Hufschmid and he said that the Minneapolis bridge collapse looks a lot like the 880 collapse in Oakland, very suspicious.

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