Achmed the Dead Terrorist has new friends

14 "alleged" terrorists die of incompetent wiring, faulty components, and a massive explosion,.......but mainly of massive explosion.


Their own. Apparently they attended Achmed's training camp......

Achmed:

.....So, look as a suicide bomber have you had training?~Of course, we had this suicide bomber training camp.~Ah, is that a nice facility?~It used to be...~What happened?~New guy! The idiot tried to practise!~What did you guys learn from that?~Location, location, location....

.....Oh, if you must know, I am a horrible suicide bomber...~What happened?~I had a premature detonation...~I set the timer for 30 minutes, but it went off in 4 seconds!

CNN reports that they "mistakenly" blew up.
Nope.
Anytime terrorists are "blowed up real good" by their own bombs, that's not a mistake


h/t Say Uncle

How About Some Good News for a Change

Another goat-humping bomb making asshat gets his 72---whatever..

I love the sound of dead Tangos in the morning. It sounds like VICTORY!!!!

A top al Qaeda bomb maker blamed for last month's bombings of two U.S. hotels in Jakarta was believed captured or killed in a gunfight with police, authorities said Saturday.
If confirmed, it would be the second major blow to Islamic militants, coming hours after reports of the death of Pakistani Taliban leader Baitullah Mehsud.
Indonesian police said that they raided a workshop in Temanggung in Central Java, and that militants belonging to a group headed by Noordin Mohammad Top were inside.
The Al Jazeera television network said Noordin had been captured, but an Indonesian police source told Reuters news agency that a militant killed in the gunfight was believed to be Noordin. The source said authorities were trying to positively identify the body.
Noordin, known to intelligence officials as "the moneyman," is ranked No. 3 on the FBI's most-wanted-terrorist list.

Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs....

Achmed sings!