President releases a long form birth certficate

Glenn Beck has just closely examined the released long form certificate of live birth.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf

They have discovered Obama may be a former conjoined twin or set of triplets, that the record is a theoretical certificate, that it has the mark of the beast upon it if you add and subtract the right numbers, and that its also a forgery, drawn in Kenya by traditional artists, proving that Obama was born in Newfoundland. That his mother is NOT his mother, and that, furthermore, that the President is really George Bush in a mask. Oh, and of course the hospital and the street address are OBVIOUSLY fake, as who spells that way? Waaaay to many vowels.....



Why didn't the President just do this earlier?