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"Today I have withdrawn my candidacy for President of the United States. I hope that my country and my party have benefited from our having made this effort. Jeri and I will always be grateful for the encouragement and friendship of so many wonderful people."

FRED! We hardly knew ye....

Oh, well.
Now who the hell do I vote for?

Where's the bourbon............?
Son of bitch! Damn it!..........
Stupid frick'n Americans.........