USS NIMITZ out for a Sunday drive. 90,000 ton speed boat

CAPTION TIME AGAIN!

Uh, Captain, we forgot to secure the jets again...

You can't see him, but the CO is skiing, that's him jumping the wake.

YEEEEEEHHHAAAAA!!!

Drug runner, my @ss! Screw the chopper, I'm gonna get'im myself!

We're turning around? What do you mean, you left the lights on?

Chief, why did you put Michael Moore in a starboard side stateroom?

The skipper is demonstrating his NASCAR driving skills.

"And this is what the Titanic shoulda done...."