Faux Artiste Gets The Boot

Wisely perceiving that paint and genitalia do not mix, the Chesterfield Co. School Board fired faux artiste and teacher Stephen Murmer by unanimous vote.

Not content to keep it undercover (exhibitionists never do) Mr. Murmer gained notoriety through appearances on television and YouTube.com video postings which led to his suspension and subsequent dismissal.

Murmer's lawyer had this to say after the firing:

"Chesterfield lost a tremendous asset today."

Too funny. Good riddance.

Hat tip: WTOP, Washington
More details from UCV: Faux Education, Faux Artiste: Stan Murmur