The Left Will Usher in the American "Mutawwa"
Hey lefties, here’s a good look at what Amerika will look like after the left has helped the radical Islamists overthrow democracy;
Hat Tip: LGF
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RIYADH (Reuters) - Saudi Arabia’s bearded religious police, who have been known to force men to cut their hair, are being re-trained to handle a potential influx of non-Muslim tourists, a government official said on Sunday.
The Supreme Commission for Tourism (SCT) told Reuters that the Authority for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice — otherwise known as the religious police, or “mutawwa” — had volunteered to take part in an orientation programme.
“It was the Authority that requested that some of its members be able to participate in the Ya Hala (Welcome!) programme,” Magid al-Shiddi, SCT spokesman said.
“It aims to teach how to deal with people of different cultures and develop communication skills,” Shiddi said.
Saudi Arabia, the birthplace of Islam which imposes strict Islamic law, this year announced a drive to attract tourists from around the world to a land that has long remained closed to many outsiders, especially non-Muslim Westerners.
The religious police, with powers to prevent drugs, alcohol and prostitution, roam city streets checking that unrelated men and women do not mix and that shops close during daily prayers.
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I can just see them burning the entire state of Cali-fornication now.
No more Bud Bowls, beer bongs, kegs, casks, or 40-ounces.
Don King will be shaved to within an inch of his life. No more dreadlocks, Mohawks, or biker braids.
No more cheerleaders, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues, biker chicks, Manhattan “fashion” models, lingerie models, or strip bars (except at the royal palace.)
No more Chippendale guys, Essence magazines, bachelorette parties, “girls nite out” parties, “Sista-to-Sista magazines,” “romance” novels, or “Oxygen” network – Maybe Lifetime, but all characters must wear burkas and be escorted on-set by a male relative.
No more bare midriffs, loose cleavage, tight jeans, mini-skirts, or “hot pants,” tube tops, tank tops, or thongs, or any other clothing that reveals, while trying to convince guys in a bar to “see you for your mind, and who you are.”
Also, no more painted toes, painted nails, nose piercing, eyebrow piercings, fruity mixed drinks, or driving yourself anywhere. No singles cruises, girls-only cruises, or “I just want to get away” cruises.
No more Lauderdale spring break. No more night clubs. No more X-Boxes, MTV-VH1, or Rap City. No more “Girls Gone Wild.” NO MORE HOLLY-WEIRD movies, Friday soft porn on late-night Cinemax. Brittney Spears will be put in a burka and have it duct-taped to her body.
In other words, they will help bring about what their idea of “the religious right” could NEVER have done.
How the left does love its irony.
Hat Tip: LGF
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RIYADH (Reuters) - Saudi Arabia’s bearded religious police, who have been known to force men to cut their hair, are being re-trained to handle a potential influx of non-Muslim tourists, a government official said on Sunday.
The Supreme Commission for Tourism (SCT) told Reuters that the Authority for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice — otherwise known as the religious police, or “mutawwa” — had volunteered to take part in an orientation programme.
“It was the Authority that requested that some of its members be able to participate in the Ya Hala (Welcome!) programme,” Magid al-Shiddi, SCT spokesman said.
“It aims to teach how to deal with people of different cultures and develop communication skills,” Shiddi said.
Saudi Arabia, the birthplace of Islam which imposes strict Islamic law, this year announced a drive to attract tourists from around the world to a land that has long remained closed to many outsiders, especially non-Muslim Westerners.
The religious police, with powers to prevent drugs, alcohol and prostitution, roam city streets checking that unrelated men and women do not mix and that shops close during daily prayers.
***
I can just see them burning the entire state of Cali-fornication now.
No more Bud Bowls, beer bongs, kegs, casks, or 40-ounces.
Don King will be shaved to within an inch of his life. No more dreadlocks, Mohawks, or biker braids.
No more cheerleaders, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues, biker chicks, Manhattan “fashion” models, lingerie models, or strip bars (except at the royal palace.)
No more Chippendale guys, Essence magazines, bachelorette parties, “girls nite out” parties, “Sista-to-Sista magazines,” “romance” novels, or “Oxygen” network – Maybe Lifetime, but all characters must wear burkas and be escorted on-set by a male relative.
No more bare midriffs, loose cleavage, tight jeans, mini-skirts, or “hot pants,” tube tops, tank tops, or thongs, or any other clothing that reveals, while trying to convince guys in a bar to “see you for your mind, and who you are.”
Also, no more painted toes, painted nails, nose piercing, eyebrow piercings, fruity mixed drinks, or driving yourself anywhere. No singles cruises, girls-only cruises, or “I just want to get away” cruises.
No more Lauderdale spring break. No more night clubs. No more X-Boxes, MTV-VH1, or Rap City. No more “Girls Gone Wild.” NO MORE HOLLY-WEIRD movies, Friday soft porn on late-night Cinemax. Brittney Spears will be put in a burka and have it duct-taped to her body.
In other words, they will help bring about what their idea of “the religious right” could NEVER have done.
How the left does love its irony.
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