I'll Support Your Gun Ban; But I Have Conditions

1. All radical elements of islam will be immediately deported. All mosques will be closed and the buildings renovated for mental health centers. CAIR will be disbanded and outlawed. The Muslim Brotherhood will be escorted to the docks and given the choice of boarding a ship or walking off the end. All representatives from countries with islam as the primary form of government will be escorted to the docks and given the same choice.

2. All extremist groups will be outlawed. If your group has called for the death of an American citizen or your group has created stress in another American citizen's life through direct action, you're disbanded. No more Black Panthers, no more Westboro Cult, no more La Raza.

3. I want a written gaurantee that there will never be another beating, stabbing, shooting, liquor store, convenience store or bank robbery ever again. That gaurantee will come with hefty penalties if violated.

4. I want a written gaurantee that there will never be another domestic violence incident, anywhere in America, ever again. Gaurantee that there will never be another abused wife or child anywhere, ever. That one comes with a hefty penalty for non-compliance as well.

5. All gangs, drug, ethinic, or street, will be disbanded.

6. All criminal elements will surrender their weapons before the gun ban is enacted.

Those are my conditions for my support of your gun ban. They are non-negotiable and binding. Make them happen and you will have to shove me out of the way to get in front of me in line to sign the papers.