Sunday, October 07, 2012

ALGore Explains Biden's Poor Performance In VP Debate

"You see, Vice-President Biden has been undergoing hair plug transplantation therapy for menny, mennny years. Now, I'm sure you all know how delicate this procedure is. Well, the doctors performing the procedures were in Denver the day before the last transplant was performed and hadn't had time to fully acclimate to the lower altitude. This influx of excess oxygen into the surgeons system resulted in a condition we scientific types call TMOTS (too much oxygen too soon.) This causes euphoria in the chakra area and early release is usual outcome. When this early release of chakra occured with the surgeon, it caused him to drill too deeply into the Vice-Presidents brain, which of course as we all know, causes immediate severe Turettes Syndrone."

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