Speaking of Clowns (algore)

The Hammer caught this yesterday:

If I Could Live Like the Environmentalists...
Raiders of the lost self-awareness.

BY Mary Katharine Ham

Harrison Ford owns seven airplanes, but only flies "one at a time." For environmentalist critics who say this is a contradiction, he has this message:
"I’ll start walking everywhere when they start walking everywhere.”
Ed Begley's coming for him! But really slowly, on a bicycle, so he doesn't have that much to worry about.

And, Al Gore has found the perfect perch from which to monitor sea levels and preach to the rest of us about the importance of living a life of modest consumption.
Former Vice President Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, have added a Montecito-area property to their real estate holdings, reports the Montecito Journal.

The couple spent $8,875,000 on an ocean-view villa on 1.5 acres with a swimming pool, spa and fountains, a real estate source familiar with the deal confirms. The Italian-style house has six fireplaces, five bedrooms and nine bathrooms.

Three of the bathrooms are undoubtedly for storing carbon credits, though. Yep, I'm still feeling just fine about my $50 electric bill and my once-monthly Honda fill-up.
H/t Perfunction.