War Monger President Launches Pre-Emptive Strike
In a move surely to raise the ire of the anti-imperialist/anti-war/anti-colonialist movement, the war-mongering recipient of the Noble Peace Prize this morning launched a pre-emptive strike on the peaceful inhabitants of the Moon.
Reports from the front-lines are sketchy, as no embedded reporters are available to provide us with opinions on the battle or the number of innocent civilians killed by US storm-troopers.
Sen John eFfing sKerry, who served in Viet Nam, is reported to have told close advisors that if he hears of US troops conducting midnight raids and terrorizing moonies in their hooches, he will introduce legislation to fully fund the Edward M Kennedy School of Moon Diplomacy.
Reports from the front-lines are sketchy, as no embedded reporters are available to provide us with opinions on the battle or the number of innocent civilians killed by US storm-troopers.
Sen John eFfing sKerry, who served in Viet Nam, is reported to have told close advisors that if he hears of US troops conducting midnight raids and terrorizing moonies in their hooches, he will introduce legislation to fully fund the Edward M Kennedy School of Moon Diplomacy.
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