Top 15 Reasons to be Removed From An Email List

H/T Tom in Valley Forge.

You have requested to be removed from the “Defend America & the Constitution” mailing list.

To help us better serve the REAL PATRIOTS who want to preserve, protect & defend the constitution, against ALL enemies, foreign AND DOMESTIC, please select one or more of the following reasons for wishing to be removed;

1. The government knows best and I don’t care if they ignore the constitution, just as long as I get to watch sports and drink beer

2. I’m a democrat and I just follow the party line like a lemming off a cliff

3. I don’t care that Obama isn’t a natural born citizen just as long as I get my mortgage and gas check

4. I really don’t understand what the constitution and the rule of law means

5. I just don’t give a damn that the constitution is being trampled

6. I think it’s a great idea to close Gitmo and bring those poor misunderstood Muslims here for a better life

7. I really don’t care about the country because I’m an illegal alien too and I need the FREE HEALTH CARE

8. I have always kept my head in the sand because if I don’t know about it, it can’t be bad

9. After I voted for Obama, I got a tingly feeling up my leg and that told me it was the right thing to do

10. I don’t want to say anything and be labeled a racist

11. When I looked into Obama’s eyes, I HAD to obey

12. All my neighbors are Obama zombies and I’m afraid they will burn my house down if I fly my flag upside down in my front yard

13. I don’t want my phone & email monitored and have black helicopters over my house if I object to Obama being president

14. He looks good without a shirt and that’s the most important thing for a president

15. I’m really a Socialist and want to take from those who work & give to those who don’t just like Obama, so he’s my HERO


Thanks for your cooperation, and in the words of the great patriot and defender of liberty Samuel Adams…

"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”