And we'll have unicorns, and fairies, and free money....

From a spam email opened at the Speculist:

This was an article from the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?"

This article was one of the ideas submitted...

This guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President:

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America’s economy.

Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.

Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:


1) They have to retire.

· Forty million job openings.

o Unemployment fixed.


2) They have to buy a new American CAR.

· Forty million cars ordered.

o Auto Industry fixed.


3) They have to either buy a house or pay off their mortgage.

· Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!

If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes... If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.

This will probably work just as well as what the government is doing. Probably more so. Talk about a trickle down economy.....

Now, figure the odds.......