We'd Love To Have You At the Inauguration

just don't wear those dresses.

They remind us of slavery and chains and whips and southern democrats with fire hoses and dogs.

The Azeala Trail Maids, an organization dedicated to community service and populated by the best, brightest and most beautiful young Ladies the South has ever produced, won't be participating in The Most Merciful One's, (may peace be upon him), coronation, er inauguration this month because the dresses the young Ladies wear are from a gentler, more modest time in our Nations' history.

These young Ladies have above average GPA's, serve their communities and give tirelessly of their time.

It would appear the ante-bellum South has no place in the Chosen One's (may peace be upon him) world.

So much for inclusion.