New Presidential Candidate

For those that can't see the above video: Cargosquid 08
If elected I promise to put a 1911a1 into every pot. You have to get your own chicken.
I will make January 23rd a national holiday.
Militia training will resume. The citizenry should be trained for national emergencies including that of overreaching government.
Tarring and feathering of corrupt politicians will become a national pastime and be shown at Halftime on Super Bowl Sunday.
Letters of Marque will be issued against terrorists, pirates, and, oh, anybody that ticks us off....
The UN will be moved to Africa.
Drill Here, Drill Now, Drill Over there, too.
Anybody that declares that we are only in a "war for oil" will be deported to Darfur where there is a war for oil going on....
Income taxes will be eliminated for Honorably discharged veterans and honorably serving military members. Murtha and Kerry will have their entire net worth confiscated. Kerry will be tried for treason. Murtha will be sent to Parris Island for "re-training."
Free trade is good for America. If the other countries don't want it, we will match THEIR restrictions.
The State Department will get their funding tripled. All foreign officers will then get trained at Blackwater. Let them protect themselves if they don't like how their bodyguards react. The Army and Marine Corps should NOT be doing THEIR job.
The rules of engagement will be, well, you'll find out....sssshhhh. Let's surprise them.
If Iran wants nukes, fine. They want to play with the big boys. If one nuke goes off, ANYWHERE, they get turned to glass.
Same for Korea.
Build the fence. Put the National Guard on it. No more Mexican soldiers crossing the line. Send some maps to Mexico. With big lines drawn, showing "north", "south", and "border". Remind them that 1846 was not THAT long ago.....
That said, if their citizens want to become Americans, streamline the process and take ALL OF THEIR HARD WORKING CITIZENS.
Cold beer, Smooth Whiskey, and smoke 'em if you got' em.
If someone wants free medical treatment, we will give them a free ticket to Cuba.
General Petraeus for Vice President.
Fred Thompson on Supreme Court. Condi, too.
John Bolton as Secretary of State.
Ted Nugent as Secretary of Interior.
Defense Department renamed the War Department. USMC Gen'l Mattis (ret) as Sec of War.
Disband Department of Homeland Defense.
Recognize Taiwan as the Republic of Taiwan. (If they want us to do so.)
Give India the USS Kitty Hawk, just to tick off Russia. (and Iran)
If Georgia, Poland, and any other country wants our help, put their troops through OUR boot camp and training. Then sell them our weapons.
The BATFE will be folded back into the FBI. ALCOHOL, TOBACCO, and FIREARMS, should be a convenience store, not an agency. "Shall not be infringed" is written in plain english. The other two products don't need a federal watchdog agency.

Oh, and the White House will get its own firing range.