National Weather Service Alert

ATTENTION TO THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN AND AROUND THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS. HURRICANE GUSTAV IS ABOUT A WEEK OUT FROM MAKING LANDFALL SOMEWHERE NEAR YOUR CITY.
PLEASE BE ADVISED... THE REST OF AMERICA INCLUDING FEMA SHOULD NOT BE BLAMED IN THE CASE THAT YOU CHOOSE NOT TO LEAVE.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT PRESIDENT BUSH DOES NOT CONTROL THE WEATHER AND NO ONE IS BEING RACIST TOWARD YOU IF YOU MAKE THE DECISION TO STAY IN HARMS WAY.
WE AS COUNTRY DO NOT WANT YOU TO BRING YOUR VIOLENCE TO OUR CITIES AS YOU SEEK REFUGE FROM A VIOLENT STORM.
YOU ARE WELCOME IN OUR CITIES, TOWNS, VILLAGES, ETC. BUT PLEASE LEAVE YOUR BAGGAGE FOR THE HURRICANE TO DESTROY.
ONCE AGAIN, THERE IS A HURRICANE HEADED IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!
I WOULD SUGGEST LEAVING NOW!
PLEASE FORWARD THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW SO THAT AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE THE STORM MAKES LANDFALL!