It's A Dessert Topping It's A Floor Wax

Is it just me, or is watching the dhimmicrats in Congress trying to convince America who is responsible for high gasoline prices akin to a Saturday Night Live skit?

First it was the greedy oil companies, price gouging the American public, getting richer and richer everytime OPEC rasied the price of a barrel of oil, or tripped coming out of the shower.
Then, after the oil execs testified before Congress in May and bitch-slapped the more socialistic minded members, Congress decided, well, it wasn't really the greedy oil companies, it was the greedy speculators who were getting rich every time they bought futures, gambling that some members of OPEC would trip coming out of the shower again. The speculators were controlling the market.
Then President Bush proved that very point by voiding the Executive Order prohibiting offshore drilling and, whaddaya know? The speculators said Uh Oh George, we got more oil coming, more supply, we better do something, and the price dropped.
Now, the dhimmis are back to accusing the greedy oil companies again. Will someone please make up whatever it is you're using for a mind, and decide who is to blame?

Let me help.

High gasoline prices are caused by:
Enviromental regulations imposed by Democrats, forced by tree-hugging wackjob enviro-nazis who want us living in the Stone Age and Marxist members of Congress who want to control every aspect of our lives by restricting our freedoms and threatening to take over private corporations through nationalization if they don't get their way.

In short, Nancy Lugosi, Waxie Maxie, Dingy Harry, Durbin the Turban, Leaky Leahy, Teddy the Swimmer, and Slick Willie.

DRILL HERE DRILL NOW

STOP SCREWING WITH OUR MONEY