Rules for Extracting Information

T. Bubba Bechtel, a part-time City Councilman from Midland , TX , was asked on a local live radio talk show the other day just what he thought of the allegations of torture of terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.
"If hooking up a terrorists' balls to a car's battery cables will save one MARINE life, then I have just two things to say":
"Red is positive"
"Black is negative"