Army Mom Does Hippy Toss At GOE3

We spent a lot of time staring at these bikes
while waiting for the Hippy Toss issue to resolve.
Smith and Wesson even.

Gathering of Eagles III last Saturday, September 15th, was a day of adventure, inspiration and, thanks to the commie protesters, disgust.

The last, and one of the best events of the day, occurred as f22strike, USMCPOP, devildog6671 and I rounded a corner at the foot of our nation's Capitol building. We had just left the fringes of a rather bloody melee, and figured it was time to head south.

Suddenly, we saw Army Mom, who looked like she was getting ready to lunge at a hippy man standing in the middle of a tall bed of canna lilies. Hippy man was yelling at her and vice versa.

As we got closer, we saw a hippy woman laying flat on her back, hollering to beat the band. Her white-bearded, hippy husband was yelling at Army Mom, "Go ahead, hit her! Hit her! Hit her!" What a knight in shining armor, eh?

Well, the hippy lady in the dirt kept yelling, "It hurts! I can't get up!" until a bystander informed hippy man that he was standing on his wife's foot. Tooooo funny.

It turns out, that this couple had been walking up to gold star moms and other military families throughout the day, screaming obscenities in their faces and trying to get shoved around, attempting to get these good people arrested. Many of the intended victims were identifiable as having lost loved ones in the war because of their t-shirts.

The moonbat had walked up to the Army Mom from St. Louis, got in her face and started screaming. When she called Army Mom, a "m***** f****** terrorist", Army Mom gave her a shove so hard, she went flying backwards into the flower bed.

You see, Army Mom has a son who was wounded over a year ago and is still in hospital.

The police came, hippy couple wanted to press assault charge, Army Mom said, ok, she would press counter-charge of verbal assault and the hippy couple went away leaving a large dent in the flower bed and a ghostly glimmer of slime along the sidewalk.

I'm putting Army Mom and her gracious friend, Marine Mom from St. Louis on the heroes list.