Allen's Navy Maneuvers in Alexandria

I wonder how the Dems will respond to this swift boat maneuver.

Overcome by the intoxicating presence of a beautiful woman (the heat may have been a factor, too) the Parks and Recreation pleasure police asked Senator George Allen's wife to leave a public event in Alexandria, Virginia because she was "too distracting". No doubt the gentlemen visitors in the park felt let down. No word on how their wives took the news.

Meanwhile, Allen's Navy provided back up.

Beyond walking on water, there was little the Alexandria "servants" could do to stop a Potomac River boat captain from showing her loyalty to the Republican candidate by cruising along the waterfront festival with "George Allen for Senate" banners hanging from the port and starboard sides of her boat.
Inside the Beltway

Hat tip to SDGOP at Free Republic
Commonwealth Conservative posted this yesterday.